Plush Toys: More Itchy Than Fun
September 18, 2012 § Leave a comment
No Child Should Go Without
Peter Drakos of Detroit has spent the last 30 years winning over 250,000 prizes at hundreds of different midways and carnivals. He then gives the all toys to Charity. Though his plan was well intentioned, none of charities would accept the toys as they were heavily infested with carney fleas.
why is the fur crawling?
Where Is The Horniest City of All?
May 5, 2012 § Leave a comment
sex is a priority
In sexytime news this week, a recent study shows that people of Los Angeles value sex more than anywhere in the World. Unfortunately for those people, no one values sex more than Herpes.
The study also showed that the runner up city is where ever you are. You horny bastard.
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