Sex And The Single Parent

November 8, 2013 § Leave a comment

Check out this video starring ‘The Real True News’ reporter, Melissa ‘Top Story’ Story.

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Is Rob Ford Losing His Nation?

November 2, 2013 § Leave a comment

TRTN, NOV 1, 2013, Mockery-1

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s popularity amongst voters is sinking fast in light of recent confirmation of the existence of a video depicting the Mayor smoking crack .  Even Ford’s die hard supporters the ‘Ford Nation’ have given up.  Luckily he still has the support of ‘Ford Nathan’, a 96 year old man who doesn’t have the internet and only checks the news about once every 4 years.

TRTN, NOV 1, 2013, Mockery-2

Doctor ‘Baby God’ Gets His Sperm Mixed Up

February 4, 2013 § Leave a comment

Doctor No Good

Doctor ‘No Good’

A doctor who inseminated 3 women with the wrong sperm has admitted to misconduct.  One mother became suspicious after her child rejected her breast milk and turned out to be a small dog.  

Signs became obvious as dog/child matured

Signs became obvious as dog/child matured

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Cream Of Canadian Wheat

February 4, 2013 § Leave a comment

farmers aren't motivated by titty

farmers aren’t motivated by titty

The Wheat Board of Canada is under fire for using pinup girls in their advertisements to woo farmers into buying their product.  Farmers call the ads sexist but much prefer them to the previous campaign “Eat Your Wheat”.

cream of wheat

cream of wheat

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F-35’s Too Expensive For Canada

December 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

F35 price tag a bit too steep

F35 price tag a bit too steep

Stephen Harper’s Conservatives have decided not to buy the F-35 fighter plane as it will be costlier than anticipated.  The new plan is to throw hand grenades from the windows of West Jet planes for as low as $1300 return depending on the time of year.
costly and quite deadly

costly and quite deadly

When Are Woman Most Sexy?

December 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

"hey girl..."

“hey girl…”

A new study has found that a woman’s allure changes over the course of her menstrual cycle and that men are more attracted to a woman just before ovulation.  The study concluded that this is because women have more time to pay attention to their appearance when they aren’t busy cleaning up blood.
no time for pretty

no time for pretty

North Korea’s Sexy Missiles

December 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

America is intrigued

America is intrigued

The White House claims that North Korea’s launch of a long-range ballistic missile last week was a “highly provocative act.” It is still unclear which part of the missile launch gave Obama a boner.
sexy missile

sexy missile