We’re The Real True News.

April 4, 2012 § Leave a comment

Everyone Else is Lying to You

This is our first Blog post.  If you’ve read all our blogs and get to this one congratulations.  You can read and have a pretty good attention span.  Please Send Melissa Story and Jeff Clark $300.  We will use it to pay our overdue Rogers Bill.  (Jeff will most likely spend it on gummi bears )

Anyways, let’s face it.  The news is shitty most of the time.  It’s our goal to help you see past the bullshit and on to the funny.  

But, be forewarned. We do not sugarcoat the news.  Sometimes we cover it in manure, but that’s just to throw off our scent.

The Real True News takes daily news stories and twists them until they’re funny.  Now you’ve read them all so now you are funny by osmosis.  You should go try stand up comedy.  You’ll be great, we promise!

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