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April 9, 2012 § Leave a comment
Dick Cheney is said to be recovering nicely from a heart transplant that he received earlier this month. This is the first compatible heart since being put on the donor list 2 years ago.
Although Cheney does receive the fresh heart of a young soldier every morning with breakfast, he insists that they are only good for eatin’.
Cheney started on his iron rich raw heart diet when he started having massive panic attacks. His doctors say that the attacks are not very serious and seem to be brought on by his mild erectile dysfunction.