April 16, 2012 § Leave a comment
In murderer news, Family members of victims who were killed by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer are protesting the new Jeffrey Dahmer walking tour. Family members are calling it evil, but tourists say it’s even better than the Charles Manson Waterslide.
Though the victims family’s maintain that the park is in poor taste, one 6 year old cousin admits, “I really like the petting zoo. The Llamas are so sweet.” Her mother added begrudgingly, “Yes, the llamas are quite lovely.”