May 2, 2012 § Leave a comment
32 year old Mistie Atkinson may face jail time for her alleged sexual relationship with her 16 year old biological son. The woman has been charged with incest and is being held on $200,000 bail. Mistie had little prior contact with her son whom she began having an affair with in early 2012. The two have discussed running away together.
Unfortunately we were unable to stop reading the story in time and are no longer able to have a sex life. We thought we would extend the curse to our beloved blog followers.
Also, a woman was charged today with burning her daughter in a sun tan booth by sneaking her in and forcing her to stay. The mother is obsessed with being tan herself. Today is a bad day in the news for moms. Mothers day is coming up, if your mom had sex with you or forced you to get a sunburn, it’s okay if you don’t call.