Monsanto Says, “Organ Failure, Schmorgan Failure”
June 2, 2012 §
Monsanto is very, very bad.
In Environmental Terrorism news, Activists are angry that biotech company Monsanto has forced Napalese farmers into using their genetically modified corn seeds, known to cause organ failure. A spokesperson for Monsanto says that people shouldn’t worry because, “the corn is delicious and the organ failure is barely noticeable.”