Father’s Not Welcome At Dances

September 25, 2012 § Leave a comment

Don’t step on my toes!

Rhode Island schools have banned Father Daughter dances. The ban was put in place, after they caught several fathers in the woods chugging cake flavoured vodka and discussing which daughters were the hottest.

My puke tastes like cake!

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