September 9, 2012 §
39 beached dolphins in Boston’s Cape Cod are safe this week after returning to the ocean with the tide. Beachgoers say that they are relieved because nothing spoils family fun day like a bunch of dolphin carcasses.
dead dolphins ruining vacations
Now that the dolphins are back to sea, everyone can now get back to working on their tans and ignoring armageddon.
August 2, 2012 §
Dogs are much more than just ‘man’s best friend’. Sometimes dogs are the only thing keeping man from a padded cell. It seems that having a psychiatric service dog has helped many people deal with a variety of mental disorders such as PTSD, OCD and more.
Unfortunately the dogs are not very good at providing you with the effective psychiatric service of getting laid.
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*disclaimer – sometimes the jokes aren’t that funny because all we are doing is justifying posting a really funny picture of a dog or a kitten.
June 4, 2012 §
it’s a miracle
Swiss scientists have discovered a way to make paralyzed rats walk again. In related news: apparently rats can walk on their hind legs, just like the prophecy fortold us in Fivel Goes West.
May 5, 2012 §
Katriuk has 20 hives
In Nazi news, Vladimir Katriuk a 91 year old man living in Quebec has been added to a notorious list of the world’s most wanted Nazi war criminals. He was was found living a quiet life in Quebec as a beekeeper, but suspicions were raised after watching how the man celebrates remembrance day (as seen in image below).