November 2, 2013 § Leave a comment
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s popularity amongst voters is sinking fast in light of recent confirmation of the existence of a video depicting the Mayor smoking crack . Even Ford’s die hard supporters the ‘Ford Nation’ have given up. Luckily he still has the support of ‘Ford Nathan’, a 96 year old man who doesn’t have the internet and only checks the news about once every 4 years.
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Brampton High School students are pro-choice when it comes to the type of foods they want in their cafeterias. The government has adopted a food and beverage policy which has taken fatty and high sugar foods off the menu in high schools. In their place are foods like baked fries and Diet Coke. To show the public how they feel, the students have produced a ‘slick’ video and published it to Youtube.
Unfortunately, the government has no intention of putting unhealthy foods back on the menu. It’s a gentle way of preparing high school kids for a world where you think you have choice but really all you have is a shitty connection from Rogers.
Harper was not available to comment on this story as he was too busy choosing what colour to paint his penis…I mean fighter jets.
May 3, 2012 § Leave a comment
Looks like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford had to call the cops again and he’s not too happy about it. Ford is requesting that journalist, Daniel Dale be fired from his position at The Toronto Star after an altercation near his home. Ford confronted the reporter after a neighbour alerted him that there was someone near his property. Ford somehow managed to scare Dale enough that he gave him his cell phone and camera. It turned out that Dale was pursuing a story about the mayor looking to buy public property beside his home.
The mayor feels he needs all this property to ‘protect’ his family. During an interview with local media, Ford continuously says that the property in question is a “football field” away. Wait a minute…Ford needs more than a football field of land to keep his kids safe? Are people constantly throwing grenades at him? If the Mayor is afraid of some skinny reporter, investigating a story, perhaps he should just buy the entire GTA. Almost everyone in Toronto has a camera. He couldn’t possibly confiscate them all…or could he?
It seems that Mayor Ford wants to keep Toronto out of his backyard. And increasingly, Toronto wants Ford out of theirs.
In related news. Ford called Prime Minister Harper right after this terrifying run in with death and requested he be given an F35 fighter jet to spot roving reporters. Harper agreed right away. It seems they agree that there is nothing more terrifying than someone who might not agree with your politics.