Delicious STD Desserts!

October 27, 2012 § Leave a comment

tastes best warm

A London Exhibition hopes to raise awareness of sexually transmitted diseases by selling a wide array of specially designed cupcakes that look like STD’s.  The exhibit was quickly closed when Russell Brand was founded having sex with the Herpes cupcake.  The cupcake was a tart.

too much temptation for Brand

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RFID Tags For Kids

October 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

children will be tracked

Schools have started to use RFID tags in school ID cards. According to authorities, the cards will the track truancy and the eating habits of students. The fat kids at Mcdonald’s are happier with this over the previous policy where they would be tranquilized, ear tagged and castrated.

a more humane approach

Netanyahu Thinks You’re an Idiot

September 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

Try to stay with me here.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu used a simple diagram to explain the world what would happen if Iran were to enrich uranium.  Natanyahu used this more detailed diagram (pictured below) to  reveal their plans if Iran tries to blow them up.  

Israel has a solution

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Plush Toys: More Itchy Than Fun

September 18, 2012 § Leave a comment

No Child Should Go Without

Peter Drakos of Detroit has spent the last 30 years winning over 250,000 prizes at hundreds of different midways and carnivals. He then gives the all toys to Charity. Though his plan was well intentioned, none of charities would accept the toys as they were heavily infested with carney fleas.

why is the fur crawling?

Stopping Abortion With Deadly Force

September 9, 2012 § Leave a comment

“I’ll stop those damn abortionists”

GOP Candidate for Sheriff Frank Szabo says he’s so pro life that he’ll stop abortion with deadly force. He also says that he’s so pro feeding the poor that he often hunts them down and donates their meat to soup kitchens.

mmm delicious hobo meat

Man Turns Down Testicle Surgery

July 22, 2012 § Leave a comment

oversized sack

Wesley Warren Jr. a man with a 100 pound scrotum has turned down T.V star Dr. Oz’s offer for free surgery that would return his giant testicles to normal size. Mr. Warren has said he’ll accept the free surgery only if the world promises to keep pointing and staring at his dick.

negative attention is still attention

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Heaviest Woman Fucks The Pounds Away

July 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

if this guy can find her g-spot…

Pauline Potter may no longer hold the world’s record for heaviest woman.  The plus sized gal claims to have lost 98 pounds from a recent increase in sexual activity with her ex.  Soon after her story went public, the 98 pounds was found.  It appears that it was not lost but hiding, scared, dehydrated, and in need of a shower.
Pauline also managed to set a new World Record for over-sharing.

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