Batman Lives!…For Now.

April 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

just a human in tights.

In foreign superhero news, A Batman impersonator in Brazil has been hired to patrol a dangerous, crime-ridden town. Local drug lords say this will be the most enjoyable murder in years.

oh, this is gonna be fun.

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Gangs Peaceful While Pope is in Town.

April 29, 2012 § Leave a comment

giddy-up pope.

In drug gang news, A warring Mexican Drug Cartel called a temporary cease fire during the Pope’s recent visit to their country. Now that the Pope has left, the Cartel plans to get right back to decapitating their rivals until another guy in a shiny dress shows up.

men in gowns are closer to God.

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