Cream Of Canadian Wheat

February 4, 2013 § Leave a comment

farmers aren't motivated by titty

farmers aren’t motivated by titty

The Wheat Board of Canada is under fire for using pinup girls in their advertisements to woo farmers into buying their product.  Farmers call the ads sexist but much prefer them to the previous campaign “Eat Your Wheat”.

cream of wheat

cream of wheat

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F-35’s Too Expensive For Canada

December 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

F35 price tag a bit too steep

F35 price tag a bit too steep

Stephen Harper’s Conservatives have decided not to buy the F-35 fighter plane as it will be costlier than anticipated.  The new plan is to throw hand grenades from the windows of West Jet planes for as low as $1300 return depending on the time of year.
costly and quite deadly

costly and quite deadly

When Are Woman Most Sexy?

December 19, 2012 § Leave a comment

"hey girl..."

“hey girl…”

A new study has found that a woman’s allure changes over the course of her menstrual cycle and that men are more attracted to a woman just before ovulation.  The study concluded that this is because women have more time to pay attention to their appearance when they aren’t busy cleaning up blood.
no time for pretty

no time for pretty

Up Your Nose With Female Viagra

November 5, 2012 § Leave a comment

the nose knows

A new nasal spray for women that enhances sexual arousal is being marketed as the female viagra.  The nasal spray is designed to chemically simulate the erotic sensation of snorting 2 lines of coke in a disgusting bathroom stall.

some may prefer tradition

Italian PM Convicted of Fraud

October 28, 2012 § Leave a comment

^ this guy won’t do well in Prison

Former Prime Minister of Italy and Billionaire businessman Sylvio Berlusconi was sentenced to 4 years in Prison for not paying taxes on American movies he bought and aired on his private network.  The ex PM decided to appeal the decision when made aware that prison isn’t at all like his favourite  jail themed porno ‘Sentenced to Suck’.

life does not always imitate art

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Sleepless and Horny?

October 27, 2012 § Leave a comment

lack of sleep makes you flabby

A recent study shows that sleep deprivation leads to obesity.  The study issued a last minute amendment to it’s claims that if your sleep deprivation is due to tons of hot dirty all night slut sex, then you’re fine.  Especially if you are obese.

all night long sex keeps you in good health

Delicious STD Desserts!

October 27, 2012 § Leave a comment

tastes best warm

A London Exhibition hopes to raise awareness of sexually transmitted diseases by selling a wide array of specially designed cupcakes that look like STD’s.  The exhibit was quickly closed when Russell Brand was founded having sex with the Herpes cupcake.  The cupcake was a tart.

too much temptation for Brand

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