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Melissa ‘Top Story’ Story

Melissa has been performing comedy much of her adult life and has very little to show for it.  However, material goods are not a good indication of one’s success.  This delicate young (10 years ago) ingenue bases her success on her laugh lines and her permagrin.  Melissa performs stand up at lots of delicious clubs in Toronto as well as News Sketch with her extremely buzzworthy sketch duo “The Real True News”.   You have most likely seen her on tv never, countless times.If you are reading this it’s probably because you are going to watch her perform.  Cut her some slack will ya?  She’s a new mom and she probably hasn’t showered.  She loves animals, secretly probably your husband, and certified checks.

Jeff ‘The Rogue’ Clark

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